Bali Bombmaker dies in shoot out - PANTIES BE UPON HIM

According to the Australian Sunday Times:

ONE of the two terrorists who made the Bali bombs has been shot dead during a gun battle with soldiers near a militant stronghold in the southern Philippines.

Read it all for a fascinating break down of how they have been tracking these guys down.

Man, this is my second flute of champagne in rapid succession. If we keep getting this kind of good news, I am going to be drunk before supper.

All you apologists/appeasers out there: Looking at this guy's police sketch makes me want to add another cause to our list of root causes:

Being Butt Ugly and Not Able to Get Chicks.

Speaking of chicks, I wonder if our Bali bombmaker, Umar Patek, will still be eligible for his 72 virgins if he buys the farm during a shoot out as opposed to a bombing. I guess that's really splitting koranic hairs.

Speaking of koranic hairs here's my wish for Umar: When he meets his virgins may he have panties on his head.

Well, all this capture news reminds me: I need to cordially invite you all to join me in dancing in the streets when OBL is captured/killed. Seriously, I invite you to drop whatever you are doing and just cut loose and cut a rug out on the streets. I will be bringing out the boom box and I will be doing it. C'mon you know you want to...