File this one under You-couldn't-make-this-stuff-up-if-you-tried.

Dr Rusty Shackleford over at the Jawa Report weighs in with this report: Muslims Demand Prophet Mohammed Sex Doll Ban

"Image right from the Ann Summers adult store of the 'Mustafa' inflatable 'shag' doll. Muslims are upset because the Prophet Muhammed (swt) is often given the title al-Mustafa--or, the chosen one.

Apparently there is a large demand for Arabic looking sex dolls with seven inches of love in London at so-called 'hen parties'--the female equivalent of 'stag parties' or bachelor parties. For her part, the proprieter says she was unaware that Mustafa was a name given to the Prophet Muhammed (swt), and only seems to have used the name to make here mustached sex doll seem more Arabic. She claims she will happily change the name."

Just so she doesn't make the mistake of changing it to Mohammed...