Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Michael Jackson urged to convert to Islam: I think they might be on to something!


Michael Jackson is being urged to convert to Islam, by brother Jermaine.

Jermaine - who finished second in British reality show 'Celebrity Big Brother' last week - says the religion will protect Michael from "false" attacks.

Jermaine told the BBC Asian Network: "Michael needs to become a Muslim. I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with, which are false.

"Michael has given conversion some serious thought."

Jermaine convinced Michael to leave the US after he was acquitted of child molestation charges and move to Bahrain.

He said: "There's a strength and protection in Bahrain.

"I was the reason he went there. I wanted him to get out of America and just go somewhere it's peaceful and quiet and people pray five times a day which is beautiful."

Hmm. You may have a point here, Jermaine. Remember Aisha? Mohammed's 9 year old wife? Heck, why not just send Michael to Iran. Ayatollah Khomeini was quite the lech with the little ones, if memory serves me correctly.
Here's one of his teachings you may not be familiar with:

Islamic Teachings on sex with infants:
"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate. If he penetrates and the child is harmed then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however would not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister." (The complete Persian text of this saying can be found in "Ayatollah Khomeini in Tahrirolvasyleh, Fourth Edition, Darol Elm, Qom)"
And get this - he was an animal lover, too!

Another plus for Michael? Khomeini was down with the Trannies and issued a fatwa giving the Muslim seal of approval to SEX CHANGES...


Throw in the kneeling in a roomful of men with their asses up in the air five times a day and I think this Muslim conversion idea just might be a winner for Mr. Jackson!