Yo-yo-yo: It's Mogadishu Booty Call time!

Looks like the Islamic Rump State is going to have some badass competition from the Booty Shakers!

"There was not a hijab or niqab in sight as clubbers at the Global Dance Hall worked up a sweat to gangsta rap and Kenyan hip-hop. Instead, women shook their hair and stole glances at the men lining the wall."

Suad, You go girl!
“Even booty [flirting] was banned,” said Suad, 20, giggling before she rushed back to the dancefloor."

All that dancing can make a girl thirsty, Suad. Might as well knock back a BOOTY SHAKER while you still can - while Sharia is out of town.

1 part ABSOLUT CITRON
1 part Blue Curacao
1 part Cacao Liqueur, White
1 part Lemon-lime SodaStrawberryOrange WedgeLemon Peel Spiral
Shake with ice and strain to a chilled rocks glass

Got a minute? Love the booty? Dig Pop Music? Take a little break from fighting the Islamic Jihad and read: Booty Rhapsody: Pop music’s obsession with the female posterior