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How Scotland beats terrorism
by Mandleigh Wells.

A fanatic muslim *******
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken
JockEmerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band

(h/t to The Corner and of course, Robbie Burns.)