I swear to God, you can't make this stuff up! A moving sheep violation...

(I wonder if they got points on their license?)

Sacked for sex prank with sheep due to be slaughtered for Eid.

TWO British oil workers have been sacked after simulating sex with sheep due to be slaughtered for a Muslim festival.

The animals were being killed for 30 foreign workers to celebrate Eid Al Adhha in the Algerian oil town Hassi Messaoud.

The men, who have not been named, were reported by stunned restaurant workers and guards — then sacked by their employer, US industrial giant Schlumberger.

They were accused of “sheep violation”.

In other Muslim bestiality business news - Teddy Teacher off to China.

(It sounds like Gillian Gibbons hasn't learned a thing. Dhimmi extraordinaire.)