Uncle Ayman crying out in the wilderness

It's time for the Ask Uncle Ayman Show!

al Qaeda's number two has issued the second part of his ask Uncle Ayman show. In it he takes Moslems to task for not backing insurgencies, threatens Japan for helping out the crusaders and vows Lebanon will play a pivotal role God willing in fighting the crusaders and jews. He also attempts to nip in the bud the nasty rumor out there that AQ wasn't responsible for 9/11 - the Jews were. That nasty rumor was started by Shia Hezbollah to discredit Sunni al Qaeda, he sniffs. There is definitely an increase in anti-Iranian rhetoric with this tape and he goes so far as to assert that the US and Iran have teamed up to attack Moslem homes.

He even jumps on the global warming bandwagon predicting that "global warming would would make the world more sympathetic to and understanding of the Muslims' jihad against the aggressor America."

Hah-hah. Al Qaeda goes green.

And Moslemas? You want to join the jihad? Stay home, little lady and take care of the menfolk is Uncle Ayman's advice to you...

I knew that Uncle Ayman was really crying uncle when he:
claimed that the Taliban took over 95 percent of Afghanistan and is sweeping Pakistan as well. "Residents of the provinces and various regions welcome the Taliban and urge them to come to purify their regions of corruption; this is the secret of Taliban quick deployment and gripping control of 95 percent of Afghanistan," he said.

"The crusaders and their agents in Pakistan and Afghanistan are starting to fall," al-Zawahiri said.

Wanna bet, Ayman?
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