Checking in from down on the farm...

Well, first I'd like to thank the Lord and Master for donating his air card in support of my jihad fighting effort and secondly, I'd like to thank everyone for their good wishes for my mother. She was transferred to the rehab unit last evening and I'm happy to report that she is doing better than expected. It's still going to be a long hard slog, but she is making good progress and getting stronger every day.

Me? Well, I'm exhausted. Hah-hah. But not so exhausted that I can't fight the jihad! So let's get right to it.

When shit flinging monkeys attack. I see that another case of Poo-Poo Platter Jihad has been reported in the UK. This will be the third such biological attack by Moslems that I know of. First, there was the doo-doo sprinkled chocolate cake and who can forget the ca-ca covered pastries? The phrase 'disgusting animals" doesn't even begin to describe these Moslem idiots. Although, I'm starting to wonder who is the bigger idiot - especially when you hear the authorities saying things like:

"Ms Thomas said a possible motive had yet to be established"

and

"Attorneys in the case were unclear about a motive in the case"

or

"We cannot say for definite what kind of faecal matter it is, although it is very likely it was human. It would have to go through a DNA test for us to know for absolutely sure."

More details regarding this particular attack:

42 year old, Sahnoun Daifallah, appeared in front of a magistrate on charges he squirted a "foul-smelling" substance, later determined to be a mixture of feces and urine, over frozen chips and wine bottles at a Tesco in Gloucester - he then went on to shower and ruin 706 children’s books at Waterstones in Cirencester, Gloucs. Not quite satisified with showering his human liquid waste concoction over just two stores, Mr Daifallah proceeded to the Air Balloon pub where, after making offensive comments to the barmaid, he proceeded to sprinkle more feces and urine all over the pub food.

You've heard about the 'gang that couldn't shoot straight'? Well, how about the 'gang that couldn't pray straight'? Mosque worshippers pray in wrong direction. They were praying towards Africa - not Mecca. Not only that - it seems that praying in the wrong direction is a common problem and it's not all that unusual among our directionally challenged worshippers of the pedophile prophet, Mo. Why am I not surprised?

A mosque in Blackburn has undergone a refurbishment after discovering that worshippers were praying in the wrong direction. Experts using modern satellite technology discovered that prayers at the mosque, which should have been in the direction of Mecca, were over 30 degrees out. The location of the Qiblah, which is what worshippers pray towards as a guide to the direction of Mecca, has now been changed at the Masjid-e-Sajideen mosque in Plane Tree Road, Little Harwood.

And just when you thought you had seen and heard everything, we have this from out Moslem friends (tip of the camel teat to the guys over at Jawa):



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