Iran-US Face-Off goes Sci-Fi: Spy Squirrels and Godly UFOs

No lie this is from Kamangir.

You can relax about that whole nuclear Iran thing, Rocket J Squirrel is on the job.

And the Mahdi? He is going be arriving in a UFO.

According to IRNA, the official Islamic Republic news agency, the national Police chief has implicitly verified the news about the confiscation of a number of squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, on the Iranian borders. He has declined to give any more details, but, reportedly, when asked about the confiscation of 14 spy squirrels, he stated, “I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information”. IRNA adds, “These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services, but were captured two weeks ago by the Police”.

2- The Iranian blogger Gameeron reports that he has heard on a state-run radio station that a cleric has been talking about the twelfth Imam, who is supposed to rise and make earth all Godly. He has reportedly mentioned, “It is not like Imam will use his sword to defeat the enemies. Have you not heard about the occasional news about the UFOs which are spotted in the sky? We know nothing about the passengers of those objects. Maybe, Imam will use UFOs to attack his enemies. Because, when the time comes, he will call you guys and will tell you, ‘You! Go and become the governor of London, You! Go and become the governor of Shicago. You! Go and become the governor of Berlin. You have to be ready for the time, when he calls on you to become the governor of Paris’”.

Unh-huh. The governor of Shicago.

UFO spotted in Western Iran...

Seriously. That's what they're reporting over at Fars News Agency. (Kind of looks like an electric Q-tip to me.)

Witnesses told FNA that the object has been observed for more than an half an hour. Witnesses also said that the UFO which was as big as a ball and with a blue color disappeared after the weather grew cloudy. Officials declined to comment on the event. In similar incidents in the last few months, 4 Unidentified Flying Objects were witnessed in separate cases in the same area and almost at the same time. In one of such cases a UFO crashed in Barrez Mounts in the central province of Kerman. Officials, then, denied reports that the explosion has been the result of a plane or chopper crash, reminding that all the passing aircrafts have been reported as sound and safe.