Michael Jackson to become Isolated Desert Derelict

It's being widely reported today that Michael Jackson is going to be moving to Bahrain. Evidently, he liked being able to go out and mix and mingle among the people during his recent visit there. He accomplished this by wearing the traditional garb, the djellaba.

This continues to bolster my premise: These getups like the djellaba and the burka are costumes, people. The caftan, is another matter. I see nothing wrong with the caftan as lounge wear.

Alas, a good caftan is hard to find.