Short but sweet...

My time is short, but it sure is sweet to be back online.

Here's a few quickies to help you fight the jihadi in your dreams tonight:

Troops in daring Afghanistan mission: "FOUR British soldiers in Afghanistan strapped themselves to the wings of fast-moving Apache attack helicopters in a daring attempt to rescue a comrade shot by the Taliban."
Afghan Citizens Prevent Terrorist Attack on U.S. Base: Two Afghan citizens prevented a terrorist attack this morning when a vehicle loaded with explosives attempted to crash through the front gate of Camp Phoenix, a U.S. base here.
UFO? WTF? (via Gateway Pundit) "Last week Iran's Fars News reported that a massive "UFO" smashed into the Barez Mountains of central Iran and caused a massive explosion so big that it was witnessed by people from several cities, 100 kilometers north of the capital city of Kerman!
Today, there are reports of another UFO hovering over Western Iran!"
Third Terror Suspect flies the coop - in a burka: "Another terror suspect on a control order has absconded, Home Secretary John Reid has revealed in a written statement to MPs. The suspect - a male British national - was the third to vanish while under the orders, which impose a type of house arrest on terror suspects."
Italy: Muslim Leader Suing Top Editor Over Polygamy Allegations: "Hamza Piccardo, the leader of Italy's largest Muslim group, the Union of Islamic Communities in Italy (UCOII) announced on Tuesday he was suing the deputy editor in chief of the country's largest circulation paper over a report claiming he was polygamous. ... Corriere accused the Muslim leader in a front page article published Tuesday of having married a second wife in a religious ceremony and then repudiated her via a cell phone text message. The woman, only identified as Lia, accuses Piccardo of having wed her as a second wife at a mosque in the northern Italian city of Verona in March and then repudiated her in July. "
Her side of the story: "Lia, who has opened a blog to denounce her ordeal, claims Piccardo used her for an affair and did not fulfill the moral and material obligations of a husband. He reportedly divorced her by sending her the required Muslim oath 'I divorce you, I divorce you, I diivorce you'."
Iran infiltrating Basra in anticipation of the departure of the Brits? Iranian intelligence is preparing for complete dominance of southern Iraq when the British withdraw by penetrating Basra's security network and political parties, it can be revealed.
Somebody call the Wah-mbulance!(from Ummah News Clips)"The Michigan chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations is expected to hold a news conference today regarding the treatment of 40 American Muslim pilgrims - some from Canton, Dearborn and Dearborn Heights - who were allegedly denied passage on a flight to Detroit." Hey, Schmu-geggy. That's what happens when you arrive after the 60 and 20 minute departure deadlines. Does anyone else smell a set up here besides me?