Angelina: Ready for Foreign Relations...

Oscar Night Hollyweird Special

From the NY POST: Angelina, A Babe Amid Brainiacs
The prestigious Council on Foreign Relations is about to get a jolt of sex appeal. The exclusive, Manhattan-based foreign-policy group has decided to admit actress Angelina Jolie, a U.N. goodwill ambassador who has taken more than 30 trips worldwide to advocate for refugees, AIDS orphans and disaster victims. On Friday night, the council's membership accepted Jolie's nomination - meaning she will soon be rubbing elbows with other club members such as Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell and Alan Greenspan.



The group requires no academic credentials (ed. note: Angelina has a high school diploma.) but looks for members who take part in world affairs. Many current members call Jolie qualified and support her induction. "Bring her on," said Dr. Gordon Adams, an international-affairs professor. "The idea of having Henry Kissinger and Angelina Jolie in the same organization is dazzling." Member Carol Adelman, former head of U.S. foreign-aid programs, said, "It's not like Paris Hilton is being nominated."


Angelina's also just been named "SEXIEST INDIVIDUAL IN HISTORY."

"Jolie's former girlfriend Jenny Shimziu tells the programme, the 100 Greatest Sex Symbols: "I don't think there's one person that would say no to Angelina, in bed or just having a cup of coffee with her."

Aah! Hollyweird.