Hah! Iowahawk filets the NYT like a tuna...

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Bylines of Brutality: As Casualties Mount, Some Question The Emotional Stability of Media Vets An Iowahawk Special Investigative ReportWith Statistical Guidance from the New York Times

Accounts of media psychopathy, while widespread, have until now been largely anecdotal. In order to provide a more focused and systematic study of the crisis, Iowahawk researchers set out to identify and tabulate criminal arrests and convictions of current and former journalists. While by no means comprehensive, this 10-minute project yielded a grim picture of a once-proud profession now in the grips of tragic, drunk, violent, child-raping rage.

Read it all - it's brilliant.