Madam Speaker: Don't trust her as far as you can throw her.

Never trust a woman who doesn't enjoy the mall. Or has a husband who does her clothes shopping. (Must be one of those "San Francisco husbands - although I have to honestly say, don't knock them til you've tried them...")

Warning: This husband selecting your clothes thing is a slippery slope that must be avoided at all costs. Think about it. How do you think its working in the Islamic world now? Really. First, it's the increasingly modest dark clothes then it's the headscarf, next thing you know you're in full niqab and munching curtains.

Just sayin'.

Among those who spend any amount of time flipping through fashion magazines, Pelosi, 66, would not stand out as a style icon. In fact, in a recent "60 Minutes" interview, Pelosi's husband, Paul, admitted that he shops for her clothes because she doesn't especially enjoy afternoons at the mall.