Liveblogging the Oscars. It's like crack to me...

Bonus Oscar Hollyweird Special
Alan Arkin reading your speech is instant buzz kill. Just like Ellen's outfit. I'm embarrassed for both Ellen and Martin Scorsese. Oh God. Pilobolus? What's next Topo Gigio? No. It's James Taylor and Randy Newman. I rest my case. Oh Dear. Now the everywoman Dove ad. I swear the things people will do. Kind of like joining a team blog...