Just back from a weekend down on the farm

where's there's no internet. And yes, I did jones. Glad I was back in time to catch these little snippets as they went spinning across the wire.

Muzzie sexual hangups seem to be a specialty tonight.

The Old Goat and the Meat Wagon Goes to Hospital. Mufti gets his.

Terrorist scampers naked to elude capture.

The Case of the CrossDressing Terrorist and 10 of his little buddies.

Happy Ramadan - ya be-yotches! Mass Sexual Assault Sweeps Downtown Cairo!

Per Islamic scholars: YOU CAN'T SAY NO EITHER HO!

Khameini: Beware of watching Non-Muslim Women

File this under Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Oil-price drops could hurt Iran and Venezuela

File this under WTF?: Muslim Pray as you go-go Coming Near You?